Friday, November 23, 2012

Nerd Rage - Comic Book Artist, Tony Harris Blasts Cosplay Girls - Lame


Honestly speaking, I don't know who Tony Harris is. Not until this HUGE rant appeared on his Face Book page which has been making the rounds in the geek scene.

Tony Harris is apparently one of the artists who worked on Ex Machina, Star Man, JSA graphic novels to name a few.

"I cant remember if Ive said this before, but Im gonna say it anyway. I dont give a crap.I appreciate a pretty Gal as much as the next Hetero Male. Sometimes I even go in for some racy type stuff ( keeping the comments PG for my Ladies sake) but dammit, dammit, dammit I am so sick and tired of the whole COSPLAY-Chiks. I know a few who are actually pretty cool-and BIG Shocker, love and read Comics.So as in all things, they are the exception to the rule. Heres the statement I wanna make, based on THE RULE: “Hey! Quasi-Pretty-NOT-Hot-Girl, you are more pathetic than the REAL Nerds, who YOU secretly think are REALLY PATHETIC. But we are onto you. Some of us are aware that you are ever so average on an everyday basis. But you have a couple of things going your way. You are willing to become almost completely Naked in public, and yer either skinny( Well, some or most of you, THINK you are ) or you have Big Boobies. Notice I didnt say GREAT Boobies? You are what I refer to as “CON-HOT”. Well not by my estimation, but according to a LOT of average Comic Book Fans who either RARELY speak to, or NEVER speak to girls. Some Virgins, ALL unconfident when it comes to girls, and the ONE thing they all have in common? The are being preyed on by YOU. You have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell you your pretty, or Hot, and the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of you hanging on them with your glossy open lips, promising them the Moon and the Stars of pleasure, just makes your head vibrate. After many years of watching this shit go down every 3 seconds around or in front of my booth or table at ANY given Con in the country, I put this together. Well not just me. We are LEGION. And here it is, THE REASON WHY ALL THAT, sickens us: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT COMICS, BEYOND WHATEVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH YOU DID TO GET REF ON THE MOST MAINSTREAM CHARACTER WITH THE MOST REVEALING COSTUME EVER. And also, if ANY of these guys that you hang on tried to talk to you out of that Con? You wouldnt give them the fucking time of day. Shut up you damned liar, no you would not. Lying, Liar Face. Yer not Comics. Your just the thing that all the Comic Book, AND mainstream press flock to at Cons. And the real reason for the Con, and the damned costumes yer parading around in? That would be Comic Book Artists, and Comic Book Writers who make all that shit up."

 Wow. Really?

So Tony, as a representative of the male geek nerd community, you are trying to say 'hey girls, you can't cosplay UNLESS YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF'. Uh. yeah. So you expect EVERY. COSPLAYING. GIRL. to be a comic book geek BEFORE they are officially GREEN LIT by YOU to cosplay? Like who gives you permission to decide that? Also, so you're blaming hot girls for being temptresses on the con floor? Uh.. yeah, blame nature.

I mean, posers are gonna pose right? Can't exactly stop em? Porn stars included?

So he gets a lot of heat for talking crap about this and pretty much the war on his face book page is pretty much 'hey I'm like that and I can say what I want so too bad.'

Some people really need to grow up.








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